Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Up for a vacation?

Quotes from tourist advertisements for volcanoes:

Attractions:
  • lava lamps
  • free marshmallows
  • hot dog roasting
  • stadium for lava monster wrestling
  • 5 eruptions every 24 hours
  • we also have a church for funerals
Warnings:
  • no souvenirs cause that's just wasting money before you die
  • please say goodbye to loved ones before coming
  • will be the last sight you'll ever see
  • might want to write your will before coming
Lights! Lava! Explosions! Rocks and minerals forming everywhere! But, don't make it angry or else! You have to run for your lives!!!

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