- I'm trying to find a loophole in this project.
- You really like to inflict pain on children, don't you?
- It was highly amusing to watch you both try that. (In response to 2 teachers bowling.)
- You mean it's not an invitation, it's an obligation. (I'll be using this one in the future.)
Student: "You use lots of big words."
Science grad student: "What do you want me to explain more?"
Student: "I don't know, you lost me at hello."